Be The Onion's Hero for Once

3 comments

• crtasm 39 minutes ago
  >Certain issues of The Onion newspaper are mysteriously missing from our 270-year archive, and you might be able to help us recover them.
• johnnyApplePRNG 24 minutes ago
  Did somebody steal these magazines or are they just being overly dramatic?
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  • sghiassy 3 minutes ago
    Could also just be a joke - never know with the Onion ;)
  • _joel 16 minutes ago
    They could have just lost them too, doesn't need to be nefarious.
  • striking 12 minutes ago
    It was me. Just wait until they find out which of the 1920s issues I took.
• justuseAIbro 28 minutes ago
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